The Morton Matrimony

The Family Budget Meets American Consumerism

DavidM. — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 23:22:26 +0000

This story is about the quest for stuff. More specifically, this story is about newlyweds trying to balance their individual quests for stuff with the ideals of fiscal responsibility, family duty and a sense of shared responsibility.

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Roll Over Hitchcock

DavidM. — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 14:46:21 +0000

The Morton Matrimony may have found a new director to obsess over with Billy Wilder.

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First Dinner Party

DavidM. — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 16:40:52 +0000

Kristen and I hosted our first dinner party as a married couple last night. The impromptu event featured both our parents. I spent the afternoon grocery shopping and preparing food while Kristen whipped the apartment into guest-shape.

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Greetings from Aruba

DavidM. — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 20:14:52 +0000

Well, we did it. And by ‘it’ I mean got married, gutterhead. The Morton Matrimony is now in full effect.

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Kristen, It’s Not Dead

DavidM. — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 23:54:50 +0000

Kristen insists that this site is dead. I tell her it’s not, but she has what some may call a “stubborn side,” but she’d refer to it as “the ability to be right, a lot.”

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