This story is about the quest for stuff. More specifically, this story is about newlyweds trying to balance their individual quests for stuff with the ideals of fiscal responsibility, family duty and a sense of shared responsibility.
The Morton Matrimony may have found a new director to obsess over with Billy Wilder.
Kristen and I hosted our first dinner party as a married couple last night. The impromptu event featured both our parents. I spent the afternoon grocery shopping and preparing food while Kristen whipped the apartment into guest-shape.
Well, we did it. And by ‘it’ I mean got married, gutterhead. The Morton Matrimony is now in full effect.
Kristen insists that this site is dead. I tell her it’s not, but she has what some may call a “stubborn side,” but she’d refer to it as “the ability to be right, a lot.”